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Living in Tel Aviv

January 23, 2014 / shalomyaakov

And That’s a Wrap


I finished my army service.

I started this crusade in the fall of 2010. “I’m going to make Aliyah and join the IDF,” I decided as my train cruised past the San Francisco Bay. That was the moment I decided. Made up my mind. The tipping point.

That was over three years ago. A ton of paperwork, sweat, hugs goodbye, planes, busses, and a lot of frustration learning Hebrew later, and I’ve accomplished my goal. I was a Paratrooper in the IDF.

Now what?

Because I was given a few weeks of time off before my service officially ended, I was able to find temporary work for Mayanot, a Taglit-Birthright Israel provider. I landed a job as a Field Coordinator and it turned out to be the most fun and rewarding job I’ve had yet. I had two rounds of trips, three groups a trip. Each group had a bus and six staffers. It was my job to manage the teams in the field, provide logistical support, and ensure Mayanot and Taglit regulations were being enforced. They gave me a company car and I took it 3,500 kilometers around and around Israel, getting to spend time with hundreds of Birthright participants.

Though it was a lot of work (80-100 phone calls a day) and I got very little sleep, it was so rewarding getting the opportunity to share Israel with hundreds of participants, most of whom had never seen Israel before. Dozens of times every day participants would ask me, “So why did you make Aliyah?” It’s a little awkward answering at first, especially how casually they ask it. “So why did you made the most life-changing decision ever?” As if I have a quick, pretty, tied up answer waiting for them. But after a few dozen times of answering the question, I had a very real answer. So I think for now, I will just share the answer with you and leave the rest for an article.

Here is why I made Aliyah and joined the IDF:

1. I was going to go to law school after college. That was always the plan. But as I went through the application process and learned the market realities of investing the time and money into a law degree, I decided it wasn’t the road for me. After bouncing around a couple of jobs, it finally dawned on me that my future would be whatever I decided it would be. I could do anything I really wanted to do, be whoever I wanted to be, go anywhere in the whole world I wanted. And I wanted to go to Israel.

2. In the summer of 2011, I was working for JNF as a fundraiser. At the time, rockets were being launched from Gaza into the exact area where I now live, was at a fierce rate. The more I learned about the real situation in Israel: a modern, democratic state flourishing and rising; miracles pouring out of technological innovation; and the eternal damnation by its neighbors, enemies, and anti-Semites around the world, the more I wanted to be a part of what is going on here. Israel continues to make the world a better place for everyone, even for those who damn it and hate it. There are almost six million Jews living here. You take all of these factors together and they provide a bold statement: However the next chapter of Jewish history is written, it will be written in Israel. The Jewish people’s fate going forward is going to be determined here. I am throwing in my stake with my people.

So that was, more or less, my response to them. Sometimes it was at a bar, sometimes it was in the desert, sometimes it was on the bus. But whenever I began to really answer this question, other people would come close and listen. People would stop talking. Jaws dropped. And at the end of a ten-day trip, small handfuls of participants would come and ask me where they could learn more about making Aliyah.

Now, I am living at Kibbutz Sa’ad for the time being. Looking for a job. Know anybody in Israel looking to hire?

December 11, 2013 / shalomyaakov

The Final Countdown

My army service is finally coming to a close. I wrote a blog a little over a month ago but failed to post it, and it’s already not relevant. So I haven’t posted since October. I’ll try to summarize what I’ve been up to since then.

We wrapped up our summer training in the Golan Heights with a series of very challenging weeks in the shetach (field). As challenging as they were, they were essentially loading up with as much weight as our officers could make us carry and marching forever. Ten kilometers here, eight kilometers there. Another five kilometers, suddenly twenty or more. Thirty minutes of sleep and then twelve more kilometers. We had a few interesting exercises but then we would do them over and over again.

Finally, we moved to my last tour of border duty on Mt. Hermon. I can’t go into too much detail because of security issues, but I’ll try to share what I can. Go and Google Map search Mt. Hermon. It is the most northern part of Israel, jutting up in between Lebanon and Syria, and looming tall enough for Israeli intelligence to be able to see deep into both countries. My pluga was “lucky” enough to get posted at the very most northern and highest peak in Israel. So I’ve gotten to meet some very interesting military personnel and even see with my own eyes some of the violent civil war in Syria.

I try to avoid getting political here, but I have to say this: it is amazing and repulsive to me that people like John Kerry and the European Union can point a finger at Israel and threaten us with sanctions while both: a) letting the Syrian civil war slide back into oblivion while they accrue over 125,000 casualties, and b) remove sanctions from a laughing Iranian regime that only gets closer to achieving nuclear power. By allowing these to happen, the world empowers maniacal regimes and seriously endangers free people everywhere.

Whew, enough of that. Emily and I are happily adjusting to a real relationship. She is learning Hebrew in ulpan in Beer Sheva. The army granted me permission to work before my release and I started working for Mayanot, a Taglit-Birthright program. Next week, I’ll have over one hundred American 18-26 year olds coming to Israel for a free ten-day trip. My job will be to manage the staff for each bus and coordinate between our office and the groups in the field. I’ve been in and out of the army the last few weeks, and it’s been nice getting to be with Emily almost every day.

Furthermore, my parents managed to visit Frankie and I in Israel for a week. I had to work while they were here, but we had a few awesome highlights. We caught the Ravens-Jets game (a win!) at Mike’s Place in Tel Aviv. I brought a few friends along and we ran into a whole crew of friends and acquaintances from Baltimore; at least twelve Ravens fans cheering as the Ravens kicked the Jets to the bottom of the playoff race and started a three-game winning streak. The real highlight was our Thanksgivukah. I roasted my first turkey, Emily handled a smorgasbord of sides like a pro: green-bean casserole, cornbread stuffing, and sweet potato pie (which the Israelis didn’t trust enough to try).

I’m writing this blog from Hermon on my last day of real army service. Though I’m not officially released for another two weeks, I just turned in my M4 rifle, my Negev, my uniform, and all the equipment I’m signed on. We launched another successful campaign to purchase winter gear for our pluga. Though we didn’t get to the goal we set, I managed to order enough winter fleeces to outfit everyone. Just yesterday, my friend Shlomi and I delivered the fleeces to a very appreciative (and cold!) pluga. It snowed in Hermon last week and it’s only getting colder here. Thanks to everyone’s donations, my friends in Hermon will be a little bit warmer.

I won’t wrap everything up just yet. First of all, I haven’t cut up my ID yet or officially finished. Second, I think I need some real time away to gain some perspective of all this. As much as I’ve definitely had more of the IDF than I can stand for now, I’ve accomplished a major life goal and I need some time to reflect on it. In the meantime, I’ll be crisscrossing the country with American youths, sharing my experiences and relishing in my returned freedom.

Stay warm yall!


Just before my last march and live-fire exercise


September 8, 2013 / shalomyaakov

Rosh Hashana #3

I’ve been trying to get a little more creative with how I stay connected. I tried video blogging with WordPress but the videos weren’t posting. Hence, another prolonged absence.

Don’t worry though, you haven’t missed much. Not in the army anyway. Our new base is located near Katzrin in the Golan Heights; a nice five or six hour come from Sa’ad. There are a handful of mayanot (streams) nearby where soldiers like to go to cool off from the oppressive heat. The whole 202 battalion is back together for another four month operational training period.

I got back from America in July just in time for a shavua milchama (war week). At the last minute I was tapped to be on my company commander’s command team carrying the navigation equipment. The guy who normally carries this 25 kilogram masterpiece is permanently disabled with a bad back (guess why). The shobe, as it’s called, is a very durable iPad-like device wired to a computer, an encrypting device, and two batteries that last 24 hours.

It was a fun week altogether. Our brilliant logistics team did manage to forget our existence for a day though, and we had to just suck it up and ration our food water as effectively as possible. I gracefully dehydrated one humid morning less than a kilometer from our target at the end of an eighteen kilometer night. When we got back to base, I painfully removed my boots to discover three huge chunks of flesh missing from my heels. Twelve days of flip flops followed.

After an inspection by our new brigade commander, I nailed a thorough inspection by one of his deputies. Called me “the most professional Negev machine gunner I’ve inspected.”

I flew back to America in August for my brother Mark’s wedding. Emily flew in from Texas, a bunch of my cousins from New York drove down, and it was, truly, the most beautiful wedding I can remember attending. It was at my parents’ house with two massive tents shading the tables and a dance floor. Mark and his wife, Brie, looked as handsome a couple as I’ve ever seen. The ceremony in our backyard (we lucked out with perfect weather) was so tastefully coordinated. I gave a really eloquent toast…sort of. I give big props to Mark and Brie. I hope and I’m confident that their marriage will be as beautiful as their wedding.

And just like that…BAM! I’m back on a hot, stinky base counting down the days until a) Emily makes aliyah (only 3 more days!!!), and b) my release from the army, a slightly more sigh-envoking 106 days.

Wishing everyone a happy new year, an easy fast, and a meaningful holiday season. Next year in Jerusalem!


July 28, 2013 / shalomyaakov

Where is the Time Going?

I noticed that I had not posted in a while.

I did not notice that it has been over two months.

The reality is that everything that has gone on in my life since my platoon resumed Gaza border duty has fallen into one of several categories that kept me from blogging about them. In order of importance: 1) How boring it is, aka. the soda, candy, books, pranks that we occupy ourselves with to keep sane; 2) Operational stuff. Not necessarily exciting, sometimes hilarious, but nonetheless it’s stuff that’s more appropriate to tell in person than posting on the internet; 3) How zomped out and glued to the couch I am when I am released. I had a free week in June and it took me three days to get off the couch…even to go sleep in my bed; 4) Complaining about my commanders and platoon. Nobody wants me to turn this blog into an outlet for my whining and ranting.

Other than that, the only thing worth writing about is the occasional moment of one soldier demonstrating commitment to his friends. My good friend, Ben from Cincinnati, shocked the whole platoon by declining to release from the army in June and instead signing on another year and a half of service. For his commitment, Ben has been sent to squad commander course (Course Makim). We are all very proud of Ben, while simultaneously shaking our heads. I would never have signed that much additional time.

One way I kept myself busy was overseeing the fundraising and purchasing of our platoon t-shirts, hoodies, and tanktops. I collected 4500 shekels to buy over 250 articles of clothing, including a hat for every soldier with his name on the back. This brings my total fundraising total in the army over 80,000 shekels (roughly $22,000 US). Not too shabby for an enlisted guy.

The really exciting news in my life is that I was just home in Baltimore for three weeks. I got home just in time for my 25th birthday and the 4th of July. These two days were awesome, but they weren’t even the really exciting news I promised at the top of this paragraph. Sunday, July 7th we had nearly 100 guests at our home to witness my father and mother stand under the chuppah and commit themselves to one another in accordance with all the laws and customs of the Jewish people. In addition to all our friends and family, we hosted five guests in our home. Udi’s brother, Omer, who researches mathematics at Duke University, drove up with a friend for the weekend. Also, my roommates from Sa’ad, Lior and Rachel, stayed with us for five nights. And of course, Emily flew in from Texas for our simcha.

The rest of my couple weeks at home were almost just as busy. I went to a couple of Orioles games with my dad, my brother and some friends. My second weekend home I flew to Texas to be with Emily and meet her family and friends for the first time. It was really cool and special meeting all of these people who love and care about her. I met the parents and I really like them. I think they trust me just fine with their daughter.

When I got back to Baltimore, my dad and I drove my sister, Frankie, to JFK and sent her off to a semester abroad in Israel at Tel Aviv University. After Shabbat on July 20th, I joined the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDF) Youth Leadership to promote their outstanding work at a Masquerade Ball. All my friends and family came to show their support and send me off. The next morning, I very groggily boarded a plane to Miami to celebrate the wedding of my good friend, Jonathan Kalish to his new wife Meryl.

After two nights of partying, it was finally time to return to Israel. Almost thirty hours later, I landed in Tel Aviv and hurried uptown to check on Frankie and her friend Helaine. They just spent an awesome Shabbat at Sa’ad, meeting all my friends and my host family here. And tomorrow I get to wake up to a seven hour commute to my new base in the Golan Heights.

Can’t wait…


May 3, 2013 / shalomyaakov

The Pal’Chod

Three or four weeks ago, my platoon finished its explosives course and returned to the Gaza border to join our Pluga Vatica. What this means is the real deal. Finally. Sort of. We are still the new guys. Again.

Each infantry brigade is broken into battalions and then companies. Four companies comprise 202; three plugot vaticot and plugat maslul, the rookie company. My new home is Plugat Chod (pronounced with a Hebrew ‘ch’), which roughly translates to the “Point Company”. Hypothetically speaking, in war the Pal’Chod would be the point of the spear, the first strike team. Hypothetically. I can say that is all hypothetical because in Pillar of Defense, there were more ‘first strike teams’ than I will ever know about. More than anything it is a division of responsibility, a name, and a tradition.

My platoon immediately picked up its assigned routine missions: guard duty, patrols, ambushes, and an unlucky duo on kitchen duty every day (I’ve been on kitchen duty thrice in three weeks so far). Most of the time it is really quite boring. We eat a lot, try to catch up on sleep whenever we can, and sometimes we even find time to work out or clean our weapons (but not too often).

I read a lot. In the past few months I’ve covered Les Miserables, Anna Karenina, the first three Games of Thrones books, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, and finally the first Harry Potter book. I just bought a GMAT prep book. Some dry reading for the approaching equally dry weather.

I don’t think I can quite get into online exactly where our base is or any of the especially interesting events that have occurred in our time there. Our first duty is to protect civilians, and the first part of that is to defend the fence. It’s not particularly imposing everywhere and it’s certainly not an electric cattle fence. We use state-of-the-art technology to monitor movement inside Gaza and deter people from approaching the fence. Our men are working around the clock at every single hour of every single day to monitor the fence, and to deter or apprehend those who violate the border.

After our first two weeks in the Pal’Chod, we had our first masa since October: Masa Aliyah L’pluga. Seventeen kilometers in full gear to welcome ourselves to the new company. We have new dog tag covers and new straps for our weapons with the pluga symbol. I’m not super gung-ho about our pluga like some people, but I’m proud to be working in a strategic role. I’ve said this before: that we are literally defending my neighborhood. I get unfortunate reminders of this on a weekly basis during briefings or in the news. So far nothing too exciting has happened and I hope it will stay that way.

Though I wish I could close on that, I want to let anybody still reading this to know that I am expecting to be home for the month of July. The FIDF is helping bring me home for a party at Woodholme Country Club on Saturday, July 20, after Shabbat. Mark it down on your calendars and tell your friends. It should be an awesome party that anybody would enjoy, it will help raise money and awareness for an important cause (the wellbeing of our soldiers), and most importantly: I’ll be there! FIDF on July 20. See you there!

Me and my newest cousin, Nachum Hirsch, Chaim and Ruthy's son. I'm on the right.

Me and my newest cousin, Nachum Hirsch, Chaim and Ruthy’s son. I’m on the right.

March 24, 2013 / shalomyaakov

Welcome to the Gaza Border…oh wait, you already live here

Wow, I knew I had lazy tendencies but I never thought I would take so long between posts. The truth is, I’ve been spending all of my computer time over the last two months working on the fleece, sleeping bag, and flashlight fundraisers. On top of that, we’ve switched to a new, not-so-fun schedule that we call 17-4. That means 17 days on base, 4 days off. I still have plenty of work to go to finish up the fundraising project, but I felt that I needed to take a few minutes to update my blog and refresh with my readers and myself what has transpired since the new year.

My pluga spent a few weeks in January at the Ground Forces Training Base in the south as part of the Company/Battalion photoCommander course. Various candidates in these two courses took their turns planning and executing the same exercise over and over again, while we took our turns freezing our butts off in armored personnel carriers (APCs) for hours and hours on end. Then, we would perform unrealistic and very unexciting ground exercises for about twenty minutes before piling back in the APCs and returning to 12 hours of sitting around. It was pretty boring for us, and we ate a lot of sand, but at least it wasn’t hard work.

February was a special months for two reasons. First of all, the Ravens won the Super Bowl. I managed to catch all the playoff games and I even finagled my way out of the army for two days to watch the Super Bowl with Louis at Mike’s Place in Jerusalem. I cheered, I cried, and I crawled home around 6:30 AM.

Second, and possibly more importantly for me (maybe not), we finally started Gaza border patrol. My pluga was responsible for guarding a large chunk of the northern border inland from the Mediterranean. Though the work wasn’t grueling, the hours were exhausting. We would spend all night on patrol in jeeps and then come back to base and guard the base for hours on end. Even if you weren’t on duty, you would usually be expected to stay dressed (even while sleeping with your boots on) to be ready in the case of an emergency.

Our number one concern was people trying to cross the fence undetected. We had a couple of minor incidents, but thankfully, everything has been relatively quiet since Operation Pillar of Defense. Hopefully, it will stay that way. We got called on every once in a while to deal with protests at the fence, but I think hooliganism would be a more appropriate word. Mostly stupid young people trying to test the limits of the IDF’s patience and to learn the parameters of our responses. And even more importantly, to video everything for the BBC.

My aunts Phyllis and Nadine came to visit just in time for Valentine’s Day. I didn’t think I’d get a chance to see them, but my Di3--EURFVxKvqNAr8GIN2H-NIjvSIkHfnhLzFUTUoYschedule worked out and I got to have dinner with them and their tour group from Sinai Hospital. Big props to my former Jewish History teacher, Rabbi Mitchell Ackerson for leading a packed t got out of the army for Purim weekend with my whole garin. We had an amazing couple of parties; karaoke and costume. I received a huge sack of candy and treats from my high school, Beth Tfiloh, which I promptly delivered to my base (only 20 minutes away from home!) much to everyone’s delight.

Just a couple of weeks ago we finished maslul, our first full year as combat soldiers, and earned our warrior pins. Everyone from my pluga (company) who hasn’t left us to become a commander or for another job is now part of our new large machlaka (platoon) in the PalChod, Point Company. Our platoon is the explosive specialist platoon so we are all way down south near Eilat for a four week explosives course. Unfortunately, I am unable to do the course because of an administrative mistake, so I am the happy camper pulling a month on kitchen duty. It’s the kind of boredom that makes you miss high school physics class. Unless you were that kid in class.

My friend, Elie, and I after our Tekes Sof Maslul. Check out our new warrior pins under the wings!

My friend, Elie, and I after our Tekes Sof Maslul. Check out our new warrior pins under the wings!

The night before our Tekes Sof Maslul (End of Maslul Ceremony), we handed out brand new backpacks filled with all of the donated by generous supporters from around the world. In addition to the fleeces, sleeping bags, and flashlights we were able to provide, everyone received fitness clothes, hats, gloves, Leatherman multi-tools, backpacks, and a book filled with pictures from the past year. It was really rewarding to see everyone receive all of their presents and continues to be rewarding seeing soldiers using our equipment on a daily basis. Thank you to all who contributed and helped us reach our goal! I am still working on getting every donor their perks, but my time is very limited. Hopefully it will all be finished by the end of April.

On a more personal note, back in early January, I met an incredible girl named Emily. She was 7z4oYsGxSM_E0UQjyl8ithplOLqrB9pZoMojN_cus5cvisiting a friend on the kibbutz one night and the next morning we sat next to each other on a long bus ride to Jerusalem. Emily is from Austin, TX, she’s finishing her degree in geology at UT and is making Aliyah in October. To say we spend a lot of time on the phone and on Skype is an understatement, and she has already come back to Israel to visit me during her spring break. I feel kind of funny writing about her in a public way, but I’m pretty confident I’ll get used to writing about her and about us.

I volunteered to spend Pesach seder in the army so my friends could be with their families. Should be a unique experience. Chag Pesach Sameach L’Kulam!

January 2, 2013 / shalomyaakov


Before I write about this past month, I need to take a moment to plug a project I’m working on. It gets really cold at night in the desert where our base is, so I’m raising funds to purchase winter fleeces for my whole pluga. Please click here to see more. I’ll mention it again a little later.

Just two days after the ceasefire was signed, my whole pluga was–much to our surprise and relief–released for Shabbat. We had been sleeping outside for over a week and nobody had more than one change of clothes. Most of us didn’t even have our travel uniforms but the army was kind enough to grant us permission to travel in our work uniforms. Never been so happy to see Sa’ad.

Once we got back to the army that Sunday it was right back to work. The Gaza operation pushed back a huge battalion exercise by a week, so once we returned to our base it was right to work. We had inspections by our Magad, the battalion commander, and our Machat, the brigade commander and head of Tzanchanim. My equipment was fully prepared and I answered all of their questions without a problem. The Machat gave all the lone soldiers lots of praise and commended us for leaving everything behind to volunteer.

Meanwhile, a handful of us were on edge trying to ensure that we would receive our scheduled leave. I was scheduled to fly home on December 6, but once the Gaza operation began the army cancelled all leaves. My social worker assured me that they would do everything possible to get us home (on time if possible), but the exercise (scheduled for twelve days in the shetach) began on December 2 and we still didn’t have confirmation. Just hours before leaving for the exercise, we got the confirmation and assurances that we’d get pulled out of the exercise in time to arrange everything.

So we set out for the exercise on foot, just after dark. We hiked for a few hours before reaching our first target: a series of hills to conquer in a dry run and then with live fire. I actually found it pretty fun, but the first of a handful of soldiers quit on us. Several soldiers got out of taking part in the exercise claiming they were injured or sick. I’m sure some of them were serious, but I’m also sure that some of the guys just didn’t have it in them to deal with the insane amount of effort demanded of everyone over the next two weeks.

After that first exercise, we hiked for a few more hours. Suddenly, there were gunshots coming at us from the hill to our left. It was a simulation exercise we were anticipating so we quickly got into formation and “returned fire”, taking the hill and the bunker dug in on top. We hiked to a designated camp and told to go to sleep.

One I removed my vest, the cold finally struck me. It was 4:00 AM in the desert and my whole shirt was soaked with sweat. Before leaving we received last minute instructions to leave our packs and just bring our vests. Some guys were able to squeeze their jackets into their vests, but my vest was filled with about 800 rounds of ammunition so I only had room for a thin winter thermal shirt. I changed quickly, ate a roll of bread, and curled up into a ball on the dirt and tried to sleep. Never in my life have I been so thoroughly cold. Around 6 AM the sun was out but I was still freezing. You can help keep us warm next time around by clicking here and helping my pluga purchase winter fleeces. Luckily, I found a cooler filled with hot tea and began defrosting.

We spent most of the day lounging around while waiting for the whole battalion to assemble and begin the real exercise (apparently last night was just a warm-up). The whole battalion, about 600 men in total, assembled before the Magad explained to us just how hard this exercise would be. He described hikes up the steepest hills, marching all night in full gear for endless hours without rest. Don’t worry, he said, just look to the man on your right or left and you’ll see someone having it harder than you.

At 9 PM, my platoon boarded a helicopter and half an hour later we were dropped off at the top of a mountain in Samaria. My lieutenant navigated our way down the mountain for two hours to the rendezvous point. This climb down was the first time in my army service that I experienced immediate fear. I fell down several times while climbing down rocks the height of my chest, once taking a huge shot to the head (thank G-d for my helmet). With a handful of bumps and bruises I continued along.

We got to the rendezvous point around 11 PM and began a seven hour hike up one of the steepest and longest mountain ranges in Israel. You talk to former soldiers about this place and they just smile and nod because there’s no argument: it’s just about the toughest hike there is and we do it in full gear. I was carrying about 50-55 kilo on my back (110-120 lbs) all night long up this never ending hill. This was another first for me: it was the first time I really wanted to quit. Honestly. But what are you going to do? Just sit on the side of this mountain? Give your pack to someone else to carry? No choice but to just keep moving.

At 6 AM, we reached the summit and divided into companies. We had 15 minutes to take off our packs and repack our vests for battle gear. Then, we went straight into a dry fire exercise, the whole battalion taking the bunker that was our target. We finished, davened, ate breakfast, and headed to a new location to regroup. After lunch we had another crazy exercise; the whole battalion taking a series of insanely steep hills. I saw guys climbing this thing on all fours.

We had some free time to eat and sleep before another round of brutality. The wind picked up pretty strongly. Then, it started to pour horrendous rain. Guys were still trying to sleep because in just another hour or so we would begin 20 kilometers of nighttime hiking. Suddenly, a commander calls out, “The four soldiers going to America, form a line over here. We’re sending you back to base tonight.” I couldn’t believe it. It felt like a death row pardon. It didn’t take long, though, for me to feel horrible about leaving my friends to face this punishing night.



The Kids’ Table at Uncle Joe’s

Forty-eight hours later, I was on a plane heading home. I got to see all my family and friends for the first time in about six months. I spent time with my brother and sister and grandparents and my close friends. I had a great homecoming at my shul, MMAE, with tons of people offering me their prayers and encouragement. I went to New York City to visit a couple friends and spent a few hours alone walking around Greenwich Village dipping in and out of cafes, wine bars, and used book stores. I went to two Ravens games while I was home; the Broncos game was horrible, but the Giants game clinched us a divisional championship! I attended an FIDF gala and met Aly Reisman, the olympic gold medalist who dedicated her performance to the Israeli victims at Munich. I got to spend Chanukah and Christmas with my family. I think what I may have enjoyed the most were the couple of days where I just stayed in my pajamas, ate cereal and watched TV all day. Long overdue.


My Bubbie and Zayde


On Christmas Day, I celebrated my Pazamuledet, my one year anniversary since drafting into the army. Only one year to go! After spending Christmas in New York with my dad’s family, I returned to Israel for last Shabbat. Now I’m just sitting around and waiting for my pluga to finish an exercise up north so I can rejoin them and get back in the swing of things.


My squishy cousins, Elizabeth and Rebecca


Again, please take a look at my fundraiser page. We are really hoping to purchase these fleeces within the next couple weeks when the weather is at its coldest. A happy, healthy, and fulfilling new year to all my friends, family and readers around the world!

December 13, 2012 / shalomyaakov

The Almost Operation in Gaza

It was a pretty boring Wednesday. I arrived at my new base, Nebi Musa in the Judean Desert, only two days ago. Every 8 months the whole brigade takes a break from guard duty for refresher training. We are in that training period. This morning, Yitzi and I drew logistics duty. We spent the day organizing the battalion’s logistic shed…the exciting kind of action I anticipated in the army.

Suddenly, a kid from our pluga goes running by. He doesn’t have time to talk. He’s running to get his tefillin from the synagogue because we just got hakbatzad. The air force just took out the Military Commander of Hamas. Today just got serious.

The news on my phone confirms the news. Our first reaction: we are definitely not going home this Shabbat. We are stuck on logistics duty for a few more hours and are dismissed to the pluga. Our Captain, Salim, is not here because he just underwent back surgery a week ago. Our First Lieutenant addresses everybody and explains that we are heading to the Gaza border to be briefed on our objectives. No one has any reason to fear or be tense or call mom saying, “I love you”. We have to get to work.

We spend hours organizing our equipment. They try giving out as much extra equipment as possible including bulletproof armor. We get a couple hours of sleep while the commanders stay up all night packing and checking everything. We head south at 6 AM.

The next day it seems as if every single Tzanchan under 60 is on the same base calibrating their rifles. Everybody is shooting all day. Never seen such mayhem at a shooting range. There must have been several thousand men shooting in about a dozen ranges.

That night we get our briefing. Our platoon was separated from the company and reserved to the brigade extraction team: we will be searching for and rescuing wounded soldiers. The next day we all move to the front and begin preparing APCs. We’re close to the border and every once in a while there is a Tzeva Adom, a code red signal that a rocket has been launched in our direction. Every time the siren sounds, every single soldier dives on the ground and covers his head. The first time this happens I get down, but after 20-30 seconds I stand up. “Alex, what the hell are you doing!” shouts my Samal. But this is my neighborhood. We are just 5-10 minutes from Saad. “If you haven’t heard the boom yet, ” I holler back, “you won’t.” Then he remembers I live here and gives the okay for everyone to return to their feet.

Just hours before go-time we are briefed again. Our mission has been delayed and expanded. The army just called up double the amount of reserves and three more combat brigades. This whole operation just got a lot more serious.

When they explain our mission to us, I literally become sick. I spent hours throwing up and couldn’t keep anything down. The next morning I read a headline, “Rocket hits school in Ashkelon”. Old feelings of anger that I haven’t felt since living in America; the outrage that these monsters are allowed to exist. I snap right out of this funk and get ready to fight. I requisition a new vest and a new backpack. I shoot and clean and shoot and clean my negev. I request another 300 rounds of ammo. I even had an RPG for a few hours but ultimately had to give it up to a soldier with more training on it.

Suddenly, the commanders are hollering. Everybody on the bus, it’s go-time! Our Mem Pay, our captain, gives us an uplifting pep talk. Reminds us how badass we are and how scared our enemies are and how proud he is to lead us into this operation. We load up onto the bus amid songs and dancing. My commander, Etan, is filming us and eating candy. Everybody is in high spirits and ready for victory.

Once the bus sets off, the exhaustion hits us. We’ve been up all day working and getting ready so everybody is asleep pretty quickly. I remember waking up for moments just long enough to glance at about where we were. I remember seeing that we were close to Gaza, then suddenly we are on a road to Beer Sheva. All we really remember is being told to wake up. I look outside to see Gaza but all I see are the same shooting ranges we’ve been at all day. We’ve been driving and sleeping for four full hours and ended up back at the base. They tell us our mission was tipped off and then delayed. We unpack our gear, organize it all, shower for the first time in five days and go to sleep.

By the next day, soldiers’ families know where we’ve been posting up and begin sending packages full of snacks and candy. The Lone Soldier Center sends all the lone soldiers a small backpack full of socks, thermal shirts, towels, flashlights, and hamsavars (an Israel hat/scarf). I give out all the extras to my friends. They haven’t changed their socks in five days either. One commander doesn’t even have a thermal shirt. One kind organization brought in sweets yesterday. Today they return with boxes and boxes of chocolates and high quality Leatherman multi-tools.

Again, the commanders order us onto a bus. We are really excited. This is it! We’re going in! We get to the gate of the base and wait a couple minutes. My heart sinks. Before they even say it, I already knew they were calling off the assault again.

I know my disappointment at these mission abortions must make me sound naively war-hungry or ruthless or something, but the truth is that this is what we train for, why we do what we do. It’s the reason for all of the exertion and tolerance of crappy conditions, it’s why guys like me spend years away from home. To give Israel’s enemies a big boot in the ass when the time comes. And now we’re just going to sit here waiting again…

Now everybody is talking about a ceasefire. The IAF continues to pound Gaza, striking over 1000 targets in a week. We can see the Iron Dome over Beer Sheva constantly shooting down missiles through the night. Everyone oohs and ahs at the fireworks display. The army sends over a band to sing for us and all the guys thoroughly enjoy the break from war talk and prep. The Americans talk about how we’re supposed to be preparing for invasion and every soldier is singing kumbaya. I think there is going to be a ceasefire.

The Magad, our battalion commander, the head of 202 calls a battalion meeting. We arrive in full battle gear (62 kilo on my 75 kilo frame) for him to address us. He talks briefly about how disorderly the whole brigade has been over the last six days and how that disorder ends now. We are going to do a Battalion Exercise and then tomorrow everybody will cut their hair, shave their faces, and polish their shoes. We haven’t been focusing on those details until now.

This exercise involves hiking about the double the distance we will need to hike during the operation and it’s pretty painful in the body armor. No big deal. The next day we are finishing up a morning training for our mission, when I get a text that a bus in Tel Aviv has been blown up. Everybody insists that we are going in finally–the commanders quickly wrap up the exercise and return to get ready–but I have a sick feeling in my stomach, because I don’t think so. I think the government will agree to a cease-fire and we will look weak. I was right.

They tell us about the cease-fire and how we will remain on alert for a short period of time. The Israelis tell me it’s all politics, and they are right, but I’m still so pissed that we blew this chance to end the rockets once and for all. The people of the south deserve better than election politics, but the situation is what it is.

The whole week was a roller coaster emotionally. Sometimes you think about if you will get shot or injured. You think about how you have to be ready to shoot. You think about your family. And your friends. And how much you just want to see them before you have to do this. Sometimes I just wanted a coffee or a shower. Luckily, we are a great group[ of soldiers; my platoon, my company, my battalion. There was even one time when four of us from Saad were able to meet up and just sit around talking about the op. We were all so ready and disappointed and hungover from this high level of readiness we had kept ourselves in for the last week. Some of my friends are just relieved and thankful. They don’t want anything to do with a war. After seeing our mission plan, I can’t say I blame them.

November 26, 2012 / shalomyaakov

Masa Kumta and Mom and Dad Come to Visit

I’m sure anyone reading is more anxious to learn more about the operation in Gaza, but I have to get these words written down before details get too blurry in my head. For now it will have to suffice to say that, yes, I almost went into Gaza, but no, I didn’t. I’m good and well and safe and I even made it home for Shabbat.
We are now way back at the end of October. The week following Shavua Milchama featured the Masa Kumta; the longest masa of our service followed by our Tekes Kumta. I cleaned my negev spotless and returned it, only to receive another one hours later. My new negev features a charge handle designed to make the gun easier to hold, but so far I don’t really like it. It always pokes me when I carry it over my shoulder.

When everyone finished gathering their gear, we packed it all into a truck and sent it ahead to our next base outside of Jerusalem. We loaded onto buses which took us to the park where we would start the masa, just outside of Bet Shemesh. The whole masa would be 50 kilometers and we would finish tomorrow morning in Jerusalem.

People have told me that the Masa Kumta is generally easier than the shorter masa before it. Maybe it has something do with motivation. Either way, the rumors weren’t true at all. Without feeding us dinner, we set out around 7:30 PM, climbing up and down a never ending series of serious hills. You’d push and chug full out to get to the top of a hill and there would be the valley and an even bigger hill waiting for you. Three hours of dealing with this terrain on an empty stomach. Everybody brought snacks and candy with us to deal with the lengths without food and the necessity of an inevitable energy lag, but we had just gotten started.

Finally, we reached the location where dinner was waiting for us. A million pounds of pasta and Nature Valley bars. It was 10:30 PM and we had crossed about 12 kilometers already. Only 38 to go. Within two more hours we had cleared the first mountain range, but the exhaustion caught up with me. During Shavua Milchama I perfected the skill of hiking while sleeping and I needed to bust out the full guns for this masa. I would be walking at the front of the machlaka (platoon) and suddenly I would feel a nudge from my Samal…who walks at the back out the machlaka. I’d snap awake and realize that I had either slowed down or stopped completely and the entire machlaka continued forward without waking me up. Not ready to be left behind, I’d sprint (without regard for terrain) to the front of the machlaka again. Inevitably, this process would repeat itself a dozen or more times throughout the night.
 From around 1 until about 4 AM we were hugging a new mountain rim instead of driving straight up and down them like before. There was more than enough time to think and reflect on what we were accomplishing. After this one last masa, we would finally be real Tzanchanim, real paratroopers. Ready to wear the red kumta, ready to stand on guard duty, and ready to fight Israel’s wars. Not that we had any idea how soon we would be called to fight.
Around 6:00 AM, the sun began peeking out and we were all but done with hiking through the mountains surrounding Jerusalem. After a light breakfast, we crossed over the highway leading into the city and began marching the last 12 kilometers through the Jerusalem Park. By 7:00 it was time to open the stretchers. We never blinked. We just matched up with our partners by height and carried them off at a brisk pace. I found my old buddy Yitz and we just got in line.
With only maybe five kilometers left to go (all of the final ten were uphill), the stretchers just took off and left all the heavy weapons guys huffing and puffing. Not that the negev is that heavy, but I was among those who had to slow down the pace. After a couple minutes though, we caught up with another platoon’s stretcher and I relieved them. We began seeing families, my friends’ families and I just had to get to the end already. The last two kilometers to the finish I didn’t let go. I was so excited and eager to see my parents and for them to see me finish strong and proud. But when I finally reached “the end”, they told us that we had to wait for the whole brigade to finish the masa so that we could march the final three kilometers through Jerusalem and arrive at Ammunition Hill together.  
I also learned that not only did my pluga, 202, finish the masa ahead of the entire brigade, but we also hiked 60 kilometers, not 50. I don’t know where I missed those ten kilometers, but hey, why not?
Finally, finally, finally, everyone arrived and we slowly begin climbing the sidewalks of urban Jerusalem. Two by two huddling away from traffic, our line of some 500 must have stretched on for kilometers. We were tired and dirty as anything, but we all kept our heads raised proudly as car after car honked or shrieked some words of encouragement. “Keep going! Just a little bit further!” I think the only thing keeping my head up was my search for my parents. 
Then, finally finally finally, I spotted my mom.   And then my dad. And then Louis. And Tamar and Keren and Shahar. I broke the line and gave them all a big hug. I hadn’t seen my parents since June. I couldn’t really stop to chat. The Magad already scolded one soldier and his family for idling. We still had a kilometer to go.
I didn’t want to take my vest off too quickly. I knew my torso had been cooking in sweat all night and morning and I didn’t want my parents to have to hug a big ball of warm sweat. We assembled and sat down waited to be given free time. The Magad said some encouraging words and Tamar snuck through the crowd of soldiers to bring me an iced coffee. What a family.
 It was amazing being with my parents for a little bit. They were so happy and proud to be with me. That evening we had our Tekes Kumta. We all dressed in our Aleph uniform and in front of all of family we received our red beret. Now we are full members of the brigade with all due responsibilities. But before we get to responsibilities, let’s talk about my week vacation with my parents.
While most of my platoon had to spend the week after the masa on guard duty, I worked out a deal to guard the week after them. I left the tekes with my parents and spent the night with them in Jerusalem at a beautiful apartment in Musharra, just minutes from both the Old City and Ben Yehuda. We went out for burgers and beers with a couple of my friends that night.
Thursday morning, the three of us piled into a car (Udi’s brother, Omer, was kind enough to lend us his car for the week) and drove to the Dead Sea. We chose to stop at Ein Gedi and went for a dip in the Dead Sea. The salt water burned all the chafing on my chest and back and legs and hips (from the masa), but after a few minutes all the burnt skin had dried and nothing hurt anymore. Then my parents spoiled me with a Swedish massage. Finally we all walked back out to the mud pools and covered ourselves everywhere with Dead Sea mud.
We returned to Jerusalem and grabbed a few beers with our friend Jordana. Friday morning we went shopping at the shuk at Machane Yehuda, buying sweets and wines and fruits for Shabbat. After checking out of the Musharra apartment we rushed back to the Dead Sea to spend Shabbat at Massada with my garin from Sa’ad. This weekend was another one of those special Garin Shabbats, but the garin decided to spend Shabbat at the Massada Youth Hostel and at first they had no extra vacancies for my parents. Just the day before though, a room opened up and I was so happy to be able to introduce my parents to all my friends at Sa’ad.
Likewise, my friends were so excited to meet my parents. These are the people I live with and serve with and when things are rough these are usually the people I turn to. It was a huge relief for my parents to meet these people and know for a certainty that I am in good hands. Saturday morning, to my surprise, my mom wanted to climb Massada. The three of us made the hike up Massada on the famed snake path from bottom to top and back down again. We spent Shabbat afternoon lounging around and snacking with my friends.
After Shabbat, we headed back to Jerusalem. My machlaka was having a party in Mevaserret Zion just outside of Jerusalem. My friend Omri invited the whole machlaka over for food, drinks and even singing. I was eager to join the party but I’d have to bring my parents. Oh well. The guys in my machlaka were so gracious to my parents, showering me with compliments. Then, suddenly all four of our commanders arrived together, said hello, and then filed into the corner where they sat all evening. My parents and I left kind of early and headed back to Sa’ad.
We got in late so Udi and Keren and the family were already asleep when I brought over my parents and set them up for bed. By the time I returned the next morning, my parents had already eaten breakfast with the kids and walked Tamar to gan yeladim (kindergarden). They had also already experienced their first Tzeva Adom (code red). Thankfully, they didn’t freak out. We packed a small picnic and I drove them to the beach at Palmachim next to the spot where I parachuted this summer. It’s one of the most beautiful beaches and sunsets in the country and it didn’t disappoint.
Once the sunset came and went, we returned to Sa’ad for dinner with the Boobies. The next morning we set out bright and early for a trip up north. We drove to Tzfat, where my parents have spent the last seven years dreaming of returning. We spent the afternoon browsing through art galleries until we stumbled upon Vito. When my parents were last here, my dad befriended this art gallery owner and bought some of his work. They immediately recognized each other, bro hugged and caught up. Within an hour, we cancelled our hotel reservations and were staying at Vito’s home for the night. He was the most generous host and had the most lovely family and the most beautiful view of the entire north. From his balcony we could see the Golan Heights, Tiberias and all the way to Haifa.
Tuesday morning we went shopping. I bought a cool drum for my sister Frankie and we bought a cast iron wood stove for Udi. We drove into Tiberias for an amazing fish lunch caught in the Galilee and went on a boat ride with a bunch of Arabs afterwards. I kept waiting for them to throw us off in the middle of the lake.
That night we drove down to Jerusalem and spent the night at Jordana’s apartment with her husband Rafael. Jordana’s brother, Yerachmiel is our rabbi, Rabbi Shapiro at MMAE. Just one week earlier, Rabbi Shapiro and his wife Helaine welcomed a new baby to the family, and we were all so happy at their simcha but a little bummed to have missed the bris. Mazal tov To the whole Shapiro family!
My parents took a JNF tour that day. First they toured all the JNF sites in Sderot, like the bomb shelter playground and sport arena built so kids in the town could continue playing and getting out of their houses amidst all the chaos and rockets they endure. They picked me up after some errands in Netivot and we toured a start-up community in the south. We toured the Beer Sheva River Park and a forest in the Mercaz before returning to Jerusalem.
That night I took my parents to Neve Yaakov to reunite my mom with our cousin, Chaim, for their first meeting in 26 years. Chaim, Ruthie and the kids were so happy to meet my parents. My parents brought the kids presents and we gave them an exhilirating ride in the car. We spent one more night at Jordana’s apartment. The next day we did some more shopping and then drove to Ra’anana for a late lunch with Udi’s parents, Lily and Dov.
We came back to Sa’ad Thursday evening and had falafel for dinner. On Friday, we went to Sderot for the morning and spent Shabbat at Sa’ad; our last day together. My friends were all home for Shabbat and we all enjoyed plenty of l’chaims together. We ate sushi for dinner and spent all Shabbat just lounging around together. Saturday night I drove them to the airport for a tearful goodbye. I was supposed to return to the army Saturday night and really got chewed out by my commanders for not coming back on time, but I had to see my parents off properly.   
Sunday morning I was back in uniform and on the bus. I’ll be sure to write soon with the scoop on how this last week unfolded with the operation in Gaza.